Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshocktherapy If its wrong, then you fix it. If anybody knows any Queers songs, ( 'specially Feeling Groovy or Ursula = finally has Tits) then post th' damn things. Get some punk on OLGA t' c= ompete with all that hippie crap already on there. HI, MOM, IT'S ME A5 E5 D5 A5 I know you think I'm just a useless punk A5 E5 D5 A5 Because every night I come home drunk A5 E5 D5 A5 Hi, Mom , it's me, the fuckin' little shit A5 E5 D5 A5 The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit solo (figure it out yerself) A5 E5 D5 A5 I know you think my band's just a waste of time A5 E5 D5 A5 Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine A5 E5 D5 A5 Hi, Mom , it's me, the fuckin' little shit A5 E5 D5 A5 The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit