tabbed by utopia I'm doing this from memory and it should all be right, but if not now you know why. Play this riff once with the A and E chords under it: -------------------------------------------- ------7-----------------7------------------- 6-7-(b9)--(b9)7-6-7-(b9)6-7-(b9)--(b9)7-6-7----------- ----------------------------------(b9)-------- -------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- A5 E5 Always thinking she's so fucking cool A5 E5 With politics that would make Bozo drool D5 E5 I really want to smash her fucking face D5 E5 And knock her fat ass into outer space D5 E5 I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC D5 E5 I don't worship her so she hates me A5 E5 She's a cretin can't you see A5 E5 She's a cretin a sickie A5 E5 D5 E5 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me A5 E5 She's a cretin can't you see A5 E5 She's a cretin a sickie A5 E5 D5 E5 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me A5 E5 D5 E5 Ugh! Then play the riff again once. A5 E5 Always thinking she's so fucking cool A5 E5 With politics that would make Bozo drool D5 E5 I really want to smash her fucking face D5 E5 And knock her fat ass into outer space D5 E5 I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC D5 E5 I don't worship her so she hates me A5 E5 She's a cretin can't you see A5 E5 She's a cretin a sickie A5 E5 D5 E5 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me A5 E5 She's a cretin can't you see A5 E5 She's a cretin a sickie A5 E5 D5 E5 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin, oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.