Tom: F Intro: F C Bb - C F C Bb -C A Public service announcement followed me home the other day F C Bb Dm I paid it nevermind , go away F C Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick- Bb - C free Teflon whitewashed presidency - we?re F C Bb sick of being jerked around wear that on your sleeve C Dm Bb Broadcast me a joyful noise into the times, lord, C Dm Bb Count your blessings we're sick of being jerked around A C We all fall down. F C Bb -C Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize F C Bb Dm Investigation dance? Those-ants-in- pants glances. F C Well, look behind the eyes Bb - C It's a hallowed, hollow anesthesized F C 'save my own ass, screw these guys' Bb Dm smoke and mirror lock down C Dm Bb Broadcast me a joyful noise into the times, lord, C Dm Bb Count your blessings the papers wouldn?t lie I sigh A Not one more C F It?s been a bad day. C Gm Please don't take a picture F C Gm Its been a bad day Pleaaaaaaaase F It?s been a bad day. C Gm Please don't take a picture F C Gm Its been a bad day Pleaaaaaaaase F C We're dug in the deep the price is steep. Bb -C The auctioneer is such a creep. F C The lights went out, the oil ran dry Bb Dm We blamed it on the other guy F C Sure, all men are created equal. Bb - C Heres the church, heres the steeple F C Please stay tuned--we cut to sequel Bb Dm ashes, ashes, we all fall down. C Dm Bb Broadcast me a joyful noise into the times, lord, C Dm Count your blessings ignore the lower fears Bb A Ugh, this means war C F It?s been a bad day. C Gm Please don't take a picture F C Gm Its been a bad day Pleaaaaaaaase F It?s been a bad day. C Gm Please don't take a picture F C Gm Its been a bad day Pleaaaaaaaase F C Bb C 2x Dudududu? C Dm Bb Broadcast me a joyful noise into the times, lord, C Dm Bb Count your blessings we're sick of being jerked around A C We all fall down. 2x F It?s been a bad day. C Gm Please don't take a picture F C Gm Its been a bad day Pleaaaaaaaase F It?s been a bad day. C Gm Please don't take a picture F C Gm Its been a bad day Pleaaaaaaaase fade F C Gm Dudududu? End: F