C5                                             D5                          
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                                       D5    
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                                             D5    
Monopoly, 21, checkers, and chess
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                                             D5    
Mr. Fred Blassie and a breakfast mess
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                                             D5    
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                                          D5    
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


C5                  G5
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C5                  G5
Tell me are you locked in the punch
C5                   G5
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
      D5
Hey baby, are we losing touch

{Refrain}


G5      A5     C5  
If you believe
           A5          G5    A5            D5
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G5      A5     C5      
If you believe
             A5          G5       A5            D5                   
There's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool


C5                                             D5  
Moses went walking with a staff of wood
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                                             D5  
Newton got beaned by the apple good
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                                             D5  
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                                             D5  
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


C5                                                        G5 
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C5                           G5
Tell me are you locked in the punch
C5                                            G5  
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
      D5
Hey baby, are you having fun

{Refrain}


C5                                D5
Here's a little agit for the never believer
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                         D5
Here's a little ghost for the offering
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                    D5
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C5                  D5
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
C5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


C5                                                        G5
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C5                                               G5
Tell me are you locked in the punch
C5                                          G5
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
      D5
Hey baby, are we losing touch

{Refrain lots}