Red Gum - It doesnt matter to me C5 A5 I'm in the RSL, I joined the Lions club Friday F5 G5 My support of sport is thought of highly C5 A5 I'm a Class 6 clerk in the PCD F5 G5 And who the hell is Ayatollah Khomeni? And C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 F5 C5 G5 C5 I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV C5 A5 Well I prune in June and I plant in October F5 G5 And I write to the council when a sign gets knocked over C5 A5 I always say that channel 10 news is best F5 G5 Especially when the weather girl wears a low cut dress And C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 F5 C5 G5 C5 I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV C5 A5 Well I lost a some money on Newganhand F5 G5 To be quite frank i bought a piece land C5 A5 The cops dug it up it really was a drag F5 G5 A whole pile of guns and 2 tonnes of scag And C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 F5 C5 G5 C5 I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV C5 A5 Well, my wife ran of to a Women's Shelter F5 G5 She didn't understand me or why I had to belt her C5 A5 My Daughter carries candles for the festival of light F5 G5 The fridge is full of beer and I'm all right And C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 F5 C5 G5 C5 I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV C5 A5 My son's gone of to the Eastern war F5 G5 And Killen wrote a letter explaining what for C5 A5 It's the very first job the boy's ever held F5 G5 He'll learn a good trade while he sees the world And C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 It doesn't matter to me C5 A5 F5 C5 G5 C5 I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV C5 A5 I'm watching colour TV C5 A5 Thanking god it's not me C5 A5 F5 OPEC, Exxon and ITT C5 G5 C5 Presenting World War Three