Verses will all play the same D5 A5 She lifted the monument in her monumental arms C5 G5 She was the mother superior with her carry-on luggage charms D5 A5 She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door C5 G5 She had eaten her dog and she was back for more G5 C5 Back for more C5 A5 G5 Back for mo-ore C5 G5 Oh, she was back for more C5 A5 D5 Some more? yes please, some more D5 A5 Her gym teacher thought himself a sweat sock demi god C5 G5 Her geraniums thought themselves an alien pod D5 A5 Her front porch gave way beneath the classified weight C5 G5 And when the ambulance came they said it's much too late G5 C5 Oh, it's much too late C5 A5 G5 Oh, it's much too, much too late C5 G5 Oh, it's much too late C5 A5 D5 How late? Very late, too late D5 A5 Now the people of New Guinea and the people of LA C5 G5 Have been pen pals for years cause they both hate ballet D5 A5 Only the pandas and bears have made a clean getaway C5 G5 But the news bulletin claims it's gonna be ok D5 A5 Now Miss Lucy had a sweatshop where the immigrants worked C5 G5 Problem was they all turned to pumpkins at the twelve o'clock stroke D5 A5 Promptly confiscated by police precinct number X C5 G5 That was when the alien geraniums demanded the facts G5 C5 No violence of course C5 A5 G5 No violence, no violence, of course C5 G5 Hey, no violence, of course C5 A5 D5 Off course? Why yes, of course D5 A5 Here the story gets hazy and the hair gets too long C5 G5 The TV gets quiet as we hear a real bad song D5 A5 The mothers get whiskey and the girlfriends get tongue C5 G5 And there's a back of a truck selling smoke free lungs D5 A5 And there's a back of a truck selling alien pods C5 G5 And there's a back of a truck selling game show hosts D5 A5 And there's a back of a truck selling the souls of the dead C5 G5 And there's a back of a truck selling crumb free bread D5 A5 And there's a back of a truck selling the back of a car C5 G5 And there's a back of a car selling roadway maps D5 A5 And there are roadway maps selling the back of a head D5 C5 Hey, how much for that back of a head, man? G5 D5 Hey wait a minute, that's my back of a head A5 Hey you can't sell that man C5 That's my back of a head C5 Hey sell it back to me man G5 Sell it back to me D5 A5 Hey it's, it's my m-m-m-m-m-m-mine D5 A5 She lifted the monument in her monumental arms C5 G5 She was the mother superior with her carry-on luggage charms D5 A5 She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door C5 G5 She had eaten her dog and she was back for more