Capo at 2nd Intro 2x: E5 *, B5 , E5 *, B5 C5 , A5 , C5 , A5 E5 * B5 Hello, hello? E5 * B5 C5 A5 Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front C5 A5 E5 * B5 Of the Cathedral you have won, dear sir E5 * B5 C5 A5 C5 May I congratulate you first? A5 Oh, what an honour G5 F5 E5 Human, human of the year! D5 You won!... G5 F5 E5 Human, human of the year! D5 You won!... Why are you so scared? You stand there shaking in your pew The icons are whispering to you They're just old men Like on the benches in the park Except their balding spots are glistening with gold Human, human of the year! You won!... Human, human of the year! You won!... E5 * B5 E5 * B5 Aah, aAh, aaAAah, ah Aaeeah, aaAh.. D5 aaaaAAAAaaaaahhh... G5 You have won... G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 Hallelujah... G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 Hallelujah... G5 G5 G5 G5 C5 Halleluuuuujah... A?7 G5 Halle... lujaaah... E5 D5 C5 G5 E5 D5 C5 G5 Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour E5 D5 C5 G5 E5 D5 C5 G5 And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers E5 D5 C5 G5 E5 D5 C5 G5 And thus the Cathedral had spoken, wishing well to all us sinners E5 D5 C5 G5 E5 D5 C5 G5 And with a sigh, grew silent 'Til next years' big human winner E5 D5 C5 G5 E5 D5 C5 G5 Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour E5 D5 C5 G5 A5 E5 C5 F#5 And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers D5 Eb5 E5 All mankind are now your brothers Hallelujah Hallelujah... HalleluuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuujah Halleeeee lujaaahh... E5 * B5 Hello, hello? E5 * B5 C5 A5 Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front C5 A5 E5 Of the Cathedral, you have won...