Intro:

Open E chord hammer on C# on the B string.
C#5
B5

             E5
Bartender I really did it this time

             Ab5
Broke my parole to have a good time
 
     A5
When I got home it was 6 am 

     B5
The door was locked so I kicked it in

Continues this pattern until the chorus

Chorus

             E5
Sitting at a bar on the inside

             Ab5
Waiting for my ride on the outside

     A5
She broke my heart in the trailer park

     F#5
So I jacked the keys to her fucking car

B5
Crashed that piece of shit then stepped away