Intro: C D C C

C                       D             C
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                   D                C
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                     D                    C
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                        D               C
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                   D                C
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                     D              C
See you heaven if you make the list (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)


Chorus:

     Am                           G
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                             G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
     Am                      G           C
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby 
D
   Are we losing touch?
G      Am      C          D          G     Am         D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G      Am      C               C/B    Am         
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool


C                           D              C
Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                        D           C
Newton got beaned by the apple good (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                         D             C
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                             D            C
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)


Chorus:

Am                               G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Am                             G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
     Am                      G           C
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
C
   Are you having fun
G      Am      C          D          G     Am         D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G      Am      C               C/B        Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool


Em D Em D Em D D

C                            D               C
Here's a little agit for the never-believer (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                             D         C
Here's a little ghost for the offering (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                         D                   C
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                          D          C
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

    Am                           G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Am                             G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
    Am                      G          C    D
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are we losing touch
G           Am  C          D          G     Am         D
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G           Am C              C/B     Am       
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool