Intro: C5 D5 C5 C5

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Mott the Hoople and the game of Life (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Let's play Twister, let's play Risk (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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See you heaven if you make the list (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)


Chorus:

     A5                           G5
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
A5                             G5
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
     A5                      G5           C5
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby 
D5
   Are we losing touch?
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If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G5      A5      C5               C5    A5         
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool


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Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Newton got beaned by the apple good (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)


Chorus:

A5                               G5
Now Andy did you hear about this one
A5                             G5
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
     A5                      G5           C5
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
C5
   Are you having fun
G5      A5      C5          D5          G5     A5         D5
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G5      A5      C5               C5        A5
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool


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Here's a little agit for the never-believer (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Here's a little ghost for the offering (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

    A5                           G5
Now Andy did you hear about this one
A5                             G5
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
    A5                      G5          C5    D5
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are we losing touch
G5           A5  C5          D5          G5     A5         D5
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G5           A5 C5              C5     A5       
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool