Intro: F5 A5 Bb5 C5 F5 Do... do you remember back A5 In middle school Bb5 When my trunks fell down C5 At the pool F5 Everyone laughed A5 Except for you Bb5 You just let me hold you C5 In my bedroom F5 Our freshman year A5 When Julie McKnight Bb5 Dumped me because of C5 My overbite F5 I cried all night A5 All over you Bb5 You didn't seem to mind C5 My tears or my drool F5 A5 I could always hold you tight Bb5 C5 [ My favorite pillow ] F5 A5 So soft so cool on your other side Bb5 C5 [ My favorite pillow ] F5 A5 In my eyes you've been nothing but classy Bb5 C5 But everybody's saying you're nasty F5 A5 Full of fungus it can't be true Bb5 C5 Laden with bacteria, no, not you F5 But the thing that A5 Did it did me in Bb5 I learned you're full of C5 Dust mite excrement F5 And those dead skin cells A5 May be mine Bb5 But knowing what's in you C5 I can't sleep at night F5 A5 We've been through both thick and thin Bb5 C5 [ Because you are a pillow ] F5 A5 It's hard to say this is the end Bb5 C5 [ my favorite pillow ] F5 A5 It's not me, it's definitely you Bb5 C5 [ I'll get a new pillow ] F5 A5 You are a body fluid sponge and we're through... Bb5 C5 [ I'm getting a new you ]