Tabbed by: JohnnySZS

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Intro:

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Verse 1:

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911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it. What?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
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That's all there is to it?

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What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
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or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
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I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
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My nude pics get posted

Chorus:

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Rub some bacon on it
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Rub some bacon on it
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Rub some bacon on it
D7
Yeah

Verse 3:

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My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
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My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
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I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
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My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
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I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
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There's an akward silence
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I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
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I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
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I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
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I'm visited by Mr. Timn

Chorus:

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Rub some bacon on it
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Rub some bacon on it
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Rub some bacon on it
D7
Yeah

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Verse 4:


Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
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What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
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I'm attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
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The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
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I think I might have sharted

Chorus:

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Rub some bacon on it
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Rub some bacon on it
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Rub some bacon on it
D7
Yeah

Outro:

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