Tabbed by: JohnnySZS

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Intro:

G5

Verse 1:

G5
911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it. What?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
                            D5
That's all there is to it?

Verse 2:

            G5
What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
       G5
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
        G5
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
    G5 
My nude pics get posted

Chorus:

G5
Rub some bacon on it
C5
Rub some bacon on it
G5   
Rub some bacon on it
D5
Yeah

Verse 3:

         G5
My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
    G5     
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
   G5
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
     G5
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
   G5
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
            G5
There's an akward silence
                 G5      
I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
       G5
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
 G5
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
     G5
I'm visited by Mr. Timn

Chorus:

G5
Rub some bacon on it
C5
Rub some bacon on it
G5
Rub some bacon on it
D5
Yeah

G5  C5  G5  D5

Verse 4:


Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
           G5
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
      G5
I'm attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
      G5
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
   G5
I think I might have sharted

Chorus:

G5
Rub some bacon on it
C5
Rub some bacon on it
G5
Rub some bacon on it
D5
Yeah

Outro:

G5