Tom: F5
 
F5
I?ve sung some songs that were lame
                             G5
I?ve slept with girls on the game
 
I?ve got my catholic shame
 
Lord I?m in purgatory
C5  C5                   Bb5  F5
Basically it?s all come-on top for me
F5
I wasn?t me when we met
                    D5
You haven?t lost my respect
 
I?m here to serve and protect
                C5
What shape of insanity
                  Bb5    F5
Keeps leading you back to me? 
 
So put your hands across the water
      G5
Oh mushroom
    C5
Monsoon
     Bb5  F5
Come soon
 
Don?t wanna piss on your parade

I?m here to make money and get laid

Yeah I?m a star but I?ll fade

If you ain?t stickin? your knives in me

You will be eventually
 
To all you sharons and michelles

With all your tales to sell

Save your meat money well

I?m glad that spending a night with me

Guaranteed you celebrity.
 
And I can?t talk in a crowd

When I?m alone I?m too loud

You?ve done your daddy?s proud

Thank you for keeping me company

You?ve all been so nice to me
 
[chorus]
 

Eb5
Oh lord I feel
F5
Nothing
Eb5
I know much smarter men
C5     C5
Never got this far
 
I got too many regrets

I?ve smoked too many cigarettes

I?ve had more blondes than brunettes

I?m not expecting your sympathy

But it?s all been too much for me
 
[chorus]
 
final chorus:
F5
So put your hands across the water
      Bb5
Oh mushroom
    C5
Monsoon
     Bb5  F5
Come soon