Tom :D

Intro: D       G       Em      A

D       E7      G       A
Ah      ah      ah      ah

Verse 1:
D
My breath smells of a thousand fags 
       G
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
      Em7                              A
I've started to dress a bit like him
       D
And early morning when I wake up
  G
I look like Kiss but without the make-up
       Em7                                          A
And that's a good line to take it to the bridge

Bridge:
G                                                         Em7
And you know, and you know 'cause my life's a mess
G                                    Em7               A
And I'm trying to grow, so before I'm old I'll confess

Chorus:
D                        G                   Em7            A
You think that I'm strong, you're wrong, you're wrong
D               G           Em7        A
I'll sing my song, my song, my song

Verse 2:

My bed's full of takeaways, a fantasies of easy lays

The pause button's broke on my video.

And is this real? 'Cause I feel fake, Oprah Winfrey, Ricki Lake

Teach me things I don't need to know

Repeat bridge and chorus

Middle 8:
     Am
If I did it all again I'd be a nun
    G
The rain was never cold when I was young
          Em                 B
I'm still young, we're still young
Am
Life's too short to be afraid
        

G       Em7     D       
Step inside the sun

Repeat Chorus

Outro: (repeat x4 to fade)
D                                               Em7
Life's too short to be afraid, take a pill to numb the pain
G                                                       A
You don't have to take the blame


That what I think it is, but I'm sure I'll get load of e-mails
informing I'm 
wrong, and hey, that's fine.
Cheers Mate