G5 - / E5 / D5 

G5 / E5 / A5 / C5 
 

A woo-hoo! 
 

G5                          E5   D5 
Hey hey, here comes no-one 
G5                 E5                  A5   C5 
Another friend for you to have a go on 
G5                     E5                     D5 
And she asks me, do I miss her when she?s gone? 
G5   E5           A5             C5 
And I reply, ?As much as I miss anyone? 
G5 
Oh! A woo-hoo 
G5     D5              E5 
And I?ll be your gay friend 
         G5      C5     G5 
Cos your marriage never ends 
        D5                 E5 
Till we fuck and fight again 
          G5     C5        G5 
There?s a space between us 
G5  D5            E5       
So jump into my bed 
         G5      C5             G5 
We?ll pretend the world is dead 
     D5           E5 
And always in my head 
     G5     C5       G5 
Is a face between us  Hey Lord, forgive us we?re wrong 

I?ll make sure that he never hears this song 

And she says that I?m the opposite of a Hallmark card 

She asks me how I?m feeling, well, I don?t wanna think that hard 
 
Chorus 
 

A5       G5         C5 
It?s the late show now 
    D5                  E5 
How does the late show end? 
         F#5           G5 
Well, if god is in the details 
                         A5 
Thank god that you?re my friend 
G5         C5            D5 
I have a friend again 
D5          E5         F#5 
You are my friend again 
   G5          D5     E5    G5  C5 
My gay friend       Oh!         A woo-hoo! 
 

G5 / D5 / E5 / G5 C5 / G5 / D5 / E5 / G5 C5 / G5 C5 / G5 
 

Chorus