Tom: G

Intro: G Gm7 G Gm7
 
G     Gm7 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C 
How Peculiar 
G         Gm7          G 
I am all of the above babe, 
Gm7                          G 
Johnny long strokes to the grave 
Gm7             D5          Bb5 
saving all the stamps and spend 
Eb5         C 
it on a kettle 
G          Gm7          G 
Rub me rub me up right lovely 
Gm7                          G 
if you lick it then lick it battery 
Gm7           D         Bb5         Eb5 C 
good and properly all night if you want 

Chorus: 
G      D         F9          C9  G D 
I haven't got a clue what to do with you 
F9           C9       G     D 
I need for you to love me so much 
F9               C9             A 
Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush? 
Bb 
Just get the old fella and whack it up 
A 
against her tush. 


G    G7  G G7 G G7 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C 
How Peculiar 
G            Gm7         G       Gm7 
Bend your long legs against the sofa 
G          Gm7          D         Bb5     Eb5     C 
in the Dorchester, you can get your all bran. 

I'm not into hard sports. 

Chorus: 
G          D          F9       C9  G D 
I haven't got a clue what to do with you 
F9              C9           G      D 
Jesus all the things my head is going through 
F9            C9             A 
God what am I gonna do with this crush? 
Bb 
Just whack the old man out and get it up 
A 
against her tush. 
G G7 G G7 G G7 D Bb5 Eb5 C 
How Peculiar 
G                Gm7       G       Gm7       G 
Jesus what am I to do man I am a depressed man 
Gm7           D      Bb5      Eb5         C 
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day 
D 
How Peculiar. 
G                     C/G 
I am all of the above man I have what 
G                     C/G 
you want man if you want me here I am 
G 
Come an get it baby, oh!