Tom: G5 Intro: G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C5 How Peculiar G5 G5 G5 I am all of the above babe, G5 G5 Johnny long strokes to the grave G5 D5 Bb5 saving all the stamps and spend Eb5 C5 it on a kettle G5 G5 G5 Rub me rub me up right lovely G5 G5 if you lick it then lick it battery G5 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C5 good and properly all night if you want Chorus: G5 D5 F5 C5 G5 D5 I haven't got a clue what to do with you F5 C5 G5 D5 I need for you to love me so much F5 C5 A5 Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush? Bb5 Just get the old fella and whack it up A5 against her tush. G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C5 How Peculiar G5 G5 G5 G5 Bend your long legs against the sofa G5 G5 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C5 in the Dorchester, you can get your all bran. I'm not into hard sports. Chorus: G5 D5 F5 C5 G5 D5 I haven't got a clue what to do with you F5 C5 G5 D5 Jesus all the things my head is going through F5 C5 A5 God what am I gonna do with this crush? Bb5 Just whack the old man out and get it up A5 against her tush. G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C5 How Peculiar G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 Jesus what am I to do man I am a depressed man G5 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C5 Not sure what I'm doing all of the day D5 How Peculiar. G5 C5 I am all of the above man I have what G5 C5 you want man if you want me here I am G5 Come an get it baby, oh!