Tom: A5

Intro:  |  A5 E5  |    |  D5 E5  | 

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Verse 1:
A5                  E5
I wouldn't be so a-lone  
                B5               E5
If they knew my name  in ev-e-ry home
      A5                         E5
Kevin Spac-ey would call on the phone
               D5     E5    
But I'd be too bu-sy
 
Verse 2:
     A5                        E5
Come back to the old five and dime
            B5            E5
Cameron Di-a_z  give me a sign
A5                          E5
I'd make you smile all the time
             D5   B5                    F#5   F#5
Your con-ver-sa__tion  would compliment mine__
 
Chorus:
G5        D5                        A5
I_ will_ talk  and Hollywood will lis-ten
G5          D5             A5
See_ them_ bow  my ev'ry word_
   G5           F#5                     B5        G5
Mr Spiel_berg_ look  just what you're miss-ing____
D5                               C5
Doesn't that seem   a litte  ab-surd?
                E5 
Bow at my ev'ry word_
 
Instr:
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Verse 3:
A5                       E5
Buy up the rights to my book
          B5                              E5
Live on a ranch  from-what-the-box-office-took
A5                     E5
I'll go and visit the set
                      D5         E5  
They'll call me their sa-viour__
 
Verse 4:
A5                     E5
All other people will scorn_ 
          B5               E5
Ce-le-bri-ty  lives on the moon_
A5                        E5
But I'll be back home in June
               D5        B5
To promote the se-quel_
 
Chorus:
G5        D5                        A5
I_ will_ talk  and Hollywood will lis-ten
G5          D5             A5
See_ them_ bow  my ev'ry word_
   G5           F#5                     B5        G5
Mr Spiel_berg_ look  just what you're miss-ing____
D5                               C5
Doesn't that seem   a litte  ab-surd?
                E5      |  E5 N/C/ | 
Bow at my every word_