Tom :D5 Intro:D5 G5 E5 A5 D5 E5 G5 A5 Ah ah ah ah Verse 1: D5 My breath smells of a thousand fags G5 And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad E5 A5 I've started to dress a bit like him D5 And early morning when I wake up G5 I look like Kiss but without the make-up E5 A5 And that's a good line to take it to the bridge Bridge: G5 E5 And you know, and you know 'cause my life's a mess G5 E5 A5 And I'm trying to grow, so before I'm old I'll confess Chorus: D5 G5 E5 A5 You think that I'm strong, you're wrong, you're wrong D5 G5 E5 A5 I'll sing my song, my song, my song Verse 2: My bed's full of takeaways, a fantasies of easy lays The pause button's broke on my video. And is this real? 'Cause I feel fake, Oprah Winfrey, Ricki Lake Teach me things I don't need to know Repeat bridge and chorus Middle 8: A5 If I did it all again I'd be a nun G5 The rain was never cold when I was young E5 B5 I'm still young, we're still young A5 Life's too short to be afraid G5 E5 D5 Step inside the sun Repeat Chorus Outro: (repeat x4 to fade) D5 E5 Life's too short to be afraid, take a pill to numb the pain G5 A5 You don't have to take the blame That what I think it is, but I'm sure I'll get load of e-mails informing I'm wrong, and hey, that's fine. Cheers Mate