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(DR. SCOTT) From the day he was born,      he was trouble.
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He was the thorn       in his mutter's side
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She tried in vain. (NARRATOR) But he never caused her nothing but shame.
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(SCOTT)  He left home the day she died.

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>From the day she was gone      All he wanted
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was rock and roll, porn,    und a motor bike
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Shooting up junk. (NARRATOR) He was a low-down, cheap little punk.
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(SCOTT) Taking everyone for a ride.

CHORUS:

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(ALL)   When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
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You knew he was a no good kid
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When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife --
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(FRANK)  What a guy. (JANET)  Makes you cry. (SCOTT)  Und I did.

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(COLUMBIA)  Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him.
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I said,  "Hey, listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity."
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But he locked the door and threw away the key.

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(SCOTT) But he must have been drawn     into something. Making him warn
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me in a note which reads   (ALL) What's it say?  What's it say?
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(EDDIE) I'm out of my hed.     O, hurry or I may be dead.
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They mustn't carry out their evil deeds.


(Repeat CHORUS twice; the second time the last line goes:)

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(FRANK)  What a guy. (JANET)  Makes you cry. (SCOTT)  Und I did.
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