A5                 E5          
let me tell you about the love i have
 C5
cause it's growing by the moment
 D5
and i'd murder you to hold his hand
 A5              E5    
see i don't even know this boy
 C5                     D5
but i want him so bad, oh so bad
 A5                    E5
he's the singer of my favorite band
 C5
if i cornered him and locked him in a closet
D5
he would understand
A5                   E5
take me away from my boring life
C5              D5
to his promised land

CHORUS:

 C5              G5      A5
and his song is stuck in my head
 C5          G5      D5
his song is stuck in my head
 C5          G5      A5         
as long as he's not poor or dead
 D5                            G5
then i always shall remember him

A5                 E5
he's not like the other guys i meet
          C5
i'm sure he's always keen to listen
          D5
and the words he sings so sweet
 A5                E5
are like the bible not a fable
                    C5           D5
he'd be willing to beat my ex-boyfriend up

if they should ever meet
A5
and as i press repeat
E5
in the snow and sleet
C5
i do a lap around his block
D5
and as i swoon i'll keep
A5
my knife concealed
E5
'til the dream is real
D5
and we share a suburban street

CHORUS:
C5              G5      A5
and his song is stuck in my head
C5              G5      D5
his song is stuck in my head
C5              G5      A5
and i'll chain him tight to my bed
D5                          G5
so i always shall remember him

  A5                        E5
lately i've been wondering 'bout reverse psychology
  G5                     D5
and all the negative crap that it implies
A5                        E5
like that i want what i want when i want it
 G5                            E5
and not when it's glimmering before my eyes.
A5                        E5
lately i've been wondering 'bout complex biology
G5                     D5
like when a stork shows up on your roof
A5                        E5
to bring you a lovely love child
G5                            E5
bouncing boy to spell out the truth.

Chorus
C5              G5      A5
his song is stuck in my head
C5              G5      D5
his song is stuck in my head
C5              G5      A5
i will fill his heart and soul with lead
D5                           G5
so i always shall remember him

C5              G5      A5
his song is stuck in my head
C5              G5      D5
his song is stuck in my head
C5              G5      A5
he will take my fire and burn instead
D5                           G5
so i always shall remember him