C
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Fm
Greasing up those bets and betters

Watching out they don't four-letter
C
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Fm
Smells-like something I've forgotten

Curled up died and now it's rotten

       Gm
I'm       not a gangster tonight
       G#
Do      n't want to be a bad guy
       Gm
I'm       just a loner baby
       G#
And       now you're gotten in my way

       D#
I can      't decide
       G
Whether you s      hould live or die
       G#
Oh, you'll pro      bably go to heaven
       F
Please don't hang y      our head and cry
       D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
       G      G#
It'      s cold and hard and petrifie      d
       D#      F
       Lock the doors and close th      e blinds
       G#      D#
       We're going for a rid      e

       C
       It's a bitch convincing people to like you
       Fm
       If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
       C
       Pleasing everyone isn't like you
       Fm
       Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

       Gm
       I've got to hand it to you
       G#
       You've played by all the same rules
       Gm
       It takes the truth to fool me
       G#
       And now you've made me angry

       D#
       I can't decide?
       G
       Whether you should live or die
       G#
       Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
       F
       Please don't hang your head and cry
       D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
       G      G#
It'      s cold and hard an      d petrified
       D#      F
Lock th      e doors and close the bli      nds
       G#      D#
We're g      oing for a ride

?
       C
Oh I could throw       you in the lake
       Fm
Or fee      d you poisoned birthday cake
       A#      D#m
I wont den      y I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
       G
Oh I could bury       you alive
       Cm
But you might crawl ou      t with a knife
       G#m
And kill me when I      'm sleeping

That's why

       D#
       I can't decide
       G
Whether you should live or die
       G#
Oh, you'll prob      ably go to heaven
       F
Please don't hang y      our head and cry
       D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
       G      G#
It's co      ld and hard and petrified
       D#      F
       Lock the doors and close t      he blinds
       G#      D#
       We're going for a r      ide