C5 It's not easy having yourself a good time F5 Greasing up those bets and betters Watching out they don't four-letter C5 Fuck and kiss you both at the same time F5 Smells-like something I've forgotten Curled up died and now it's rotten G5 I'm not a gangster tonight G#5 Do n't want to be a bad guy G5 I'm just a loner baby G#5 And now you're gotten in my way D#5 I can 't decide G5 Whether you s hould live or die G#5 Oh, you'll pro bably go to heaven F5 Please don't hang y our head and cry D#5 No wonder why My heart feels dead inside G5 G#5 It' s cold and hard and petrifie d D#5 F5 Lock the doors and close th e blinds G#5 D#5 We're going for a rid e C5 It's a bitch convincing people to like you F5 If I stop now call me a quitter If lies were cats you'd be a litter C5 Pleasing everyone isn't like you F5 Dancing jigs until I'm crippled Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled G5 I've got to hand it to you G#5 You've played by all the same rules G5 It takes the truth to fool me G#5 And now you've made me angry D#5 I can't decide? G5 Whether you should live or die G#5 Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F5 Please don't hang your head and cry D#5 No wonder why My heart feels dead inside G5 G#5 It' s cold and hard an d petrified D#5 F5 Lock th e doors and close the bli nds G#5 D#5 We're g oing for a ride ? C5 Oh I could throw you in the lake F5 Or fee d you poisoned birthday cake A#5 D#5 I wont den y I'm gonna miss you when you're gone G5 Oh I could bury you alive C5 But you might crawl ou t with a knife G#5 And kill me when I 'm sleeping That's why D#5 I can't decide G5 Whether you should live or die G#5 Oh, you'll prob ably go to heaven F5 Please don't hang y our head and cry D#5 No wonder why My heart feels dead inside G5 G#5 It's co ld and hard and petrified D#5 F5 Lock the doors and close t he blinds G#5 D#5 We're going for a r ide