Lead intro:
(rhythm chords):     B^    E^   C#^         E^    B^  E^
E | ----------12-11----------------12-11--------------------------11-
B | --(bass)--------12--(bass)--12-------12----12----12--12-12-12----
G | ----------------------------------------11-----------------------

          C#^                E^          B^                E^
E | ----------------------------12-11-------------------------12-11--
B | --12-----12----12----12-12--------12----12----12----12-12--------
G | -----11-----11----11-----------------11----11----11--------------

         C#^               E^            B                    E
E | ----------------------------------------14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B | --12----12----12----12----12----12-------------------------------
G | -----11----11----11----11----11----11----------------------------

                    C#                   E                    B
E | --14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B | -----------------------------------------------------------------
G | -----------------------------------------------------------------

                   E                   C#                  E
E | --14-14--14-14-14-15-14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14-12-11-----
B | ----------------------------------------------------------------12--
G | --------------------------------------------------------------------

   B                       E                       C#
E | -----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B | --12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G | ---------------------------------------------------------------

               E                       B
E | -----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B | --12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G | ---------------------------------------------------------------

   E                       C#                      E           B         
E | -----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-12-11-12-11---- | 
B | --12----------12----------12----------12----------------------12- | 
G | ----------------------------------------------------------------- | 

[ B5 / C#5 / E5 ] x2


[Verse]:
B5                                                  C#5      E5
  I got a little list and I've been working out my limp wrist
B5                                                 C#5        E5
  See you in orange drag(?), I think I wanna be a faggot, man
B5                                   C#5    E5        B5
Mincing ninny(?), prince and fairy, merry little queen
                                                  C#5      E5
A fruit-splitter's(?) wet dream , a dance boy with wing(?)

[Chorus]:
B5         F#5    G#5         E5      B5
  I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
        F#5  G#5         E5      B5
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
        F#5  G#5         E5      B5
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
        F#5  G#5  E5
I wanna be

[Verse]:

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass

You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine

So what's the difference, Mister Greenwrench (?), you just need a man

A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah

[Repeat chorus]

[Bridge]:
E5           F#5                D#5                         G#5
  Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer
        E5                               F#5
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
              D#5               G#5            E5               F#5
That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo

[Verse]:

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass

You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the

street

Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of shit

Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer

[Repeat chorus and end on 
B5 ]