transcribed by Mike Ripplinger [Notes] * Vocals on the bridge by Fat Mike. * (pm ) = palm-muted *** ["Peter Brady"] Intro: [ C Bb F C ] x 2 (enter drums) [ C Bb F C ] x 2 [Verse]: C F G Don't you see that people will like you for who you C F G are Cause life is like a sitcom , a senior prom D F And I'm okay and you're okay, grade A, ten-four C D F Roger, over and out, listen up, check it out [Chorus]: C F C G C G There's something ugly inside of you, inside of you C F C G C G There's a big empty hole inside of you, inside of you F C G C G There's something creepy crawling on your brain F G There's something in you, it's red white and blue inside of you [ C Bb F C ] x4 [Verse]: As long as you don't have lots of zits or small tits Or crooked teeth then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste And people won't tape signs on to your back or beat the crap Out of you or ignore your sorry ass, see [Chorus]: There's something vapid inside of you, inside of you There's a sweet little robot inside of you, inside of you So take off that silly moustache Don't be a baby -- there's a Pete Brady inside of you [ C Bb F C ] x4 (with "Inside of you"s) Next, play a palm-muted C for about four bars. (This is the "Boy, I really learned a lot today" part.) [Bridge]: C Bb F C One: You act your age Bb F C Two: You don't try to be something you're not Bb F C Three: You find out in advance Bb(pm ) What restaurant your mom and dad are going to C And go someplace else [ C Bb F C ] x3 (with "G? someplace else"s) [ C Bb C ] Lead riff -- played intermittently throughout, usually after the chorus (keyboard transcribed for guitar) E------13-12----13-12----13-12----13-12----- | B---13-------13-------13-------13-------13-- | G------------------------------------------- | D------------------------------------------- | A------------------------------------------- | E------------------------------------------- |