transcribed by Mike Ripplinger [Notes] * Vocals on the bridge by Fat Mike. * (pm ) = palm-muted *** ["Peter Brady"] Intro: [ C5 Bb5 F5 C5 ] x 2 (enter drums) [ C5 Bb5 F5 C5 ] x 2 [Verse]: C5 F5 G5 Don't you see that people will like you for who you C5 F5 G5 are Cause life is like a sitcom , a senior prom D5 F5 And I'm okay and you're okay, grade A, ten-four C5 D5 F5 Roger, over and out, listen up, check it out [Chorus]: C5 F5 C5 G5 C5 G5 There's something ugly inside of you, inside of you C5 F5 C5 G5 C5 G5 There's a big empty hole inside of you, inside of you F5 C5 G5 C5 G5 There's something creepy crawling on your brain F5 G5 There's something in you, it's red white and blue inside of you [ C5 Bb5 F5 C5 ] x4 [Verse]: As long as you don't have lots of zits or small tits Or crooked teeth then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste And people won't tape signs on to your back or beat the crap Out of you or ignore your sorry ass, see [Chorus]: There's something vapid inside of you, inside of you There's a sweet little robot inside of you, inside of you So take off that silly moustache Don't be a baby -- there's a Pete Brady inside of you [ C5 Bb5 F5 C5 ] x4 (with "Inside of you"s) Next, play a palm-muted C for about four bars. (This is the "Boy, I really learned a lot today" part.) [Bridge]: C5 Bb5 F5 C5 One: You act your age Bb5 F5 C5 Two: You don't try to be something you're not Bb5 F5 C5 Three: You find out in advance Bb(pm ) What restaurant your mom and dad are going to C5 And go someplace else [ C5 Bb5 F5 C5 ] x3 (with "G? someplace else"s) [ C5 Bb5 C5 ] Lead riff -- played intermittently throughout, usually after the chorus (keyboard transcribed for guitar) E------13-12----13-12----13-12----13-12----- | B---13-------13-------13-------13-------13-- | G------------------------------------------- | D------------------------------------------- | A------------------------------------------- | E------------------------------------------- |