By: Danny Wuss

VERSE
   Well, she's a thrift store girl...
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   She'll switch price tags...
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D|-111111111-111111111-888888888-88888888888-|
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   She dresses me for absolutely...
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    And I sincerely hope...
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    That she always stays around...
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E|--------------9999999999(b9)----------777777777777----------|