transcribed by Mike Ripplinger 

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["Veronica Hates Me"]

[ A5 / E5 / A5 / D5 / A5 / D5 / E5 ]
                          1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!

[Verse]
A5          E5                A5              D5              A5
She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day
           E5              A5       E5
She always has to start a fight
A5           E5              A5
She doesn't like the way I think
               D5                A5           D5             E5
She don't understand why I must drink to go out on Friday night

[Pre-Chorus]
      D5
But I know what she's doing, I know that I'm losing
                           E5
I know that she's screwing me

[Chorus]
  A5              F#5             D5
Veronica doesn't like the way I dress  (Veronica hates me!)
  A5                F#5             D5
Veronica thinks my hair is such a mess  (Veronica hates me!)
B5         D5            B5            D5          B5             D5
  Why the deposition?    Veronica's definition    of love is hate
         A5         G5  D5
Veronica hates me
         A5         G5  D5
Veronica hates me

[Verse]
She thinks I oughta get a job
And quit taking up space on her couch
Why my hand deep in my crotch
She don't know how to shut her mouth
I don't know what I'd do without
Her around to drag me down

[Pre-Chorus]
She asks when is the wedding and I'm getting ready
To yank out the net and push

[Repeat Chorus]
         A5              G5       D5
Veronica hates me   But nobody, no
         A5         G5  D5
Veronica hates me     1-2-3-4

[ A / D / E ] Repeat to end (with keyboard)


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Keyboard part transcribed for guitar

   A5      D5          E5
E------------12-10-(b9)---12-10-(b9)- | 
B--10----------------12---------- | 
G-------------------------------- | 
D-------------------------------- | 
A-------------------------------- | 
E-------------------------------- | 
and repeat