G

G                       C
I couldn't sleep so I      took a pill
          D                         Em
with a dirty glass of water from a      low pressure hell
G                               C
Someone buy a round before my      liver fails
D                   Em
   and you know it      will

                         C
How many of you will be     (Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba)
                     D
left to make a scene
G (timing is weird feeling) C
at my funeral party
C                          D
Set my soul at ease by spinning wire
       G
as I lay on my side
                       C 
cause it's the earth which I have known since birth

                            Em
So clap your hands if you wanna be
               B                          C
the little princess who finally gets the pony
                             D
or the one that steals the life from me
Em                                     B
With that long sleeve thrift you found in Grand Forks 
                   C           D
to cover up your track marks

Em                          B
Cuz when you finally come down
                              C
the pony you've been riding around town 
                   D
turns out to be a man

         Em                     B                     C       D
And then overheated crimping iron burns your hands again

                        C
How many of you be will be 
                   D
left to drink whiskey
G                        C
        at my funeral party
C                        D
Remember to bring your flask
               G
and pour a shot for 
            C
your dead homie

Em                         B       C         D
Shake your ass around my casket

Em                         B       C         D
Shake your ass around my casket

Em                         B
Shake your ass around my casket
                    C                   D
and bring your beach blankets
Em                  B
Volley balls, wine coolers
C                           D (End with one strum )
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