Main Riff capo 1st fret E7 B5 E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | B | --3----3-------3----3------ | --3-------------------------- | G | --4----4---2---4----4---2-- | --4---2-------------------2-- | D | --2----2-------2----2------ | --2--------4------4---4------ | A | --2------------------------ | -----------2------2---2------ | E | --0------------------------ | ----------------------------- | Verse 1 E5 B5 Ten years living in a paper bag E5 B5 He's feedback baby, he's a flipped out cat E5 B5 He's platinum canary drinkin' Falstaff beer E5 B5 Mercedes rule and a rented Lear A5 B5 Bottom feeder insincere E5 Prohet lo-fi pioneer D5 Sell the house and go to school A5 Get a young girlfriend daddy's jewel Chorus E5 B5 A change would do you good E5 B5 I think a change would do you good Verse 2 E5 B5 God's little gift is on the rag E5 B5 Poster girl in a fashion mag E5 B5 Canine feline Jekyll and Hyde E5 B5 Wear your fake fur on the inside A5 B5 Queen of South Beach aging blues E5 Dinner's at six wear your cement shoes D5 I thought you were singing your heart out to me A5 A5 Your lips were syncing and now I see (Chorus) Solo This is supposed to be much more streched out, I jammed it togheter to save space. Listen to the song to get the timing right, it isn't that hard. /=slide up or down v=vibrato E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | B | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | G | ---/9----9v---9/7----/11--- | --------7vvvv---------------- | D | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | A | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | B | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | G | ---/9----9v---9/7----/11--- | --------7-------------------- | D | --------------------------- | --------------9vvvv---------- | A | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | B | -----/10v-------8v--------- | -----7v--------8v------------ | G | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | D | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | A | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | B | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | G | ---9v---------7v----------- | ---6-/-7-/-6----4------------ | D | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | A | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | B | --------------------------- | --9vvv----------------------- | G | -----------------7/9------- | ----------------7/9---------- | D | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | A | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | B | --10vvv----------12/------- | ----------------------------- | G | --------------------------- | --7/9------9vvvv------------- | D | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | A | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------------------------- | Verse 3 E5 B5 Chasing dragond with plastic swords E5 B5 Jack off jimmy everybody wants more E5 B5 Scully and Angel on the kitchen floor E5 B5 And I'm calling buddy on the Ouija board A5 B5 I've been thinking about catching a train E5 Leave my phone machine by the radar range D5 Hello it's me I'm not at home A5 A5 If you'd like to reach me leave me alone Chorus