Tom: G5 Intro: G5 G5 C5 C5 G5 G5 C5 C5 Verse G5 C5 Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again G5 C5 A5 He seems to be stuck in the 80's ( A5 ) C* G5 A5 He wears his members only jacket ( A5 ) C5 G5 Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies Chorus: D5 E5 And all the white folks shake their asses D5 C* G5 Looking for the two and four C5 G5 I'll have mine in martini glasses E5 D5 G5 Cause I can't take it anymore G5 G5 C5 C5 (cool lead riff) Verse G5 C5 These are the days of empty kitchens G5 C5 A5 The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo ( A5 ) C5 G5 A5 I think she's found a new religion ( A5 ) C5 G5 Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew Chorus D5 E5 And all the rich kids shake their asses D5 C* G5 Looking for the two and four C5 G5 Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses E5 D5 C5 Cause I can't taste it anymore C5 D5 G5 No I can't taste it anymore Break: G5 G5 C5 C5 G5 G5 C5 C5 (cool lead riff) G5 C5 G5 C5 D5 C5 G5 D5 G5 (Solo over same chords as first verse segment) Verse: G5 C5 My friend Gregg says it's all good G5 C5 A5 As the eastern seaboard's blown away ( A5 ) C5 G5 A5 Now everything is going half-price ( A5 ) G5 So look at all the money we saved Chorus D5 E5 And all the politicians shake their asses D5 G5 Looking for the backdoor C5 G5 I'll just be hanging out with the lasses E5 D5 C5 Cause they don't like the boys no more C5 D5 G5 No and I can't take it anymore G5 G5 C5 C5 G5 G5 C5 C5 (cool lead riff) (end cold on G5 ) RIFF: Tablature Riff by Daniel Bromley (dan@dbromley.freeserve.co.uk) h = Hammer on p = Pull off The Acoustic riff: e:---3---1p0---0------ | B:-----3-----3---3---- | G:-------------------- | D:-------------------- | A:-------------------- | E:-3------------------ | Or e:---3---1p0---------- | B:-----3-----3h5p3---- | G:-------------------- | D:-------------------- | A:-------------------- | E:-3------------------ | The Electric riff (listen to the CD to get timing and accents right) e:-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0--- | B:--------------------------------- | G:--------------------------------- | D:--------------------------------- | A:--------------------------------- | E:--------------------------------- | A lower tone version (Mainly for higher pitched guitars [Such as the one on the track].) e:--------------------------------- | B:--------------------------------- | G:-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0----- | D:-----4----------4--------4---2--- | A:--------------------------------- | E:--------------------------------- |