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Now I wish I had my picture  
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on the Rolling Stone today  
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and I wish that the Enquirer 
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would spread a rumor that I was gay  
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and I wish I had some buddies 
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Some movie stars and such  
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Cause I probably wouldn?t worry about  
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The two of us as much  
 
No, no  

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And I?d spend all my money, yeah yeah  
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on Caviar and Cocaine  
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and I would not remember  
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How you broke my heart today  
 
Oh yeah  
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You know I, I wish I had a supermodel  
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So skinny and so wild  
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and a waitress in Nevada  
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She says she?s carrying my child 
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and I?d drive down Sunset Boulevard  
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My hair blowin in the wind  
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And I?d stop at fancy restaurants  
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And they?d finally let me in  
 
Ooo yeah  
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And I?d spend all my money, yeah yeah 
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On Caviar and Cocaine  
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And I would not remember  
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How you broke my heart today  
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And now I wish I had my picture  
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With the Rolling Stones today  
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And I wish that the Enquirer  
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would spread a rumor that I was gay  
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Now I wish I knew a movie star 
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Someone like Charlie Sheen  
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Cause if he?d hang out with Kato Kalin  
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Ooo, Then I guess he?d hang out with me  
 
Oh yeah  
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And I?d spend all my money, yeah yeah  
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On Caviar and Cocaine  
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And I would not remember  
              Bm           A      D 
How you broke my heart today 
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