G5 Pain works on a sliding scale Em
 So does pleasure in a candy jail C5 D
 True love doesn't come around any more than fate allows on a G5 Monday in Ft. Lauderdale G
 I came all this way to see your grave E
 To see your life as written paraphrased C5 D5 
I have tried be it is written in the furnace of affliction G5 
This is what you couldn?t face. C5 Life in a candy jail D
 Peppermint bars G5 C
 Peanut brittle bunk beds and marshmallow walls C
 Where the guards are gracious D5 And the grounds are grand G5 C
 And the warden keeps the data on your favorite brands.