C F C F C Troubles F No troubles C On the line C F And I can't stand to see you F I can't stand to see you C when you're crying at home C C Scotch and penicillin F Please try carlton C A cold, black maple hanger F And husbands on the run C F I just got back from a dream attack C F That took me by surprise C And in there I met a lady F Her name was Shady Sides F And she said: F F C It's been evening all day long C It's been evening all day long and F How can something so old be so wrong C Sin and gravity C Drag me down to sleep F To dream of trains across the sea F Trains across the sea C C C Half hours on earth F What are they worth C I don't know C In twenty-seven years F I drunk fifty thousand beers C And they just wash against me F Like the sea into a pier F Mmh hmm hmm