e-----------3-3-5-5- | 
a---5-5-5-5 5 7 7--- | 
d---7 7 7----------- | 


Chorus: I HATE UTAH
D  G     A
I HATE UTAH
D    G    A
I HATE UTAH
D    G    A
I HATE UTAH
D          G                 A
THERES NOTHING BUT MORMONS HERE
D        G                   A
THEY NEVER LET ME DRINK MY BEER
 D          G                          A
HAVE EVERYTHING AGAINST THINGS THAT ARE QUEER
D             G                  A
BUT STILL THAT SOUND RINGIN IN MY EAR

CHORUS

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN MORMON MODE

GORDAN B HINKLEY YOU CAN LICK MY CHODE

ON SUNDAYS THEY WERE PANTS AND COATS

TOO BAD THEY LIKE TO LICK THE BALLS OF GOATS

NOW YOURE  GOING TO DO A DRUM SOLO OVER THESE PALM MUTED CHORDS D,G,A
 AND THEN END WITHA THE FIRST VERSE