VERSE 1:
F#ii5
Neighbor called my landlord
    Eb5
She said that she was pissed
Ab5          G5
Up all night making noise
    Eii5 
And she cant get no rest
    F#ii5
She said we was running a flop house
Eb5      
Full of thieves and thugs
Ab5           G5                               Eii5
Musicians and hooligans and we were all on the drugs
   B5               Ab5
So she got bent she raised the rent
              A5
Said it would only take one more
Ab5                G5
Phone call from my whiny neighbor 


RIFF1:
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G  | -8----------------------------------------- | 
D  | ---(b9)8---------6----------6---------------- | 
A  | -------(b9)6-6-(b9)--(b9)-6-6-(b9)--(b9)-6-6-5------- | 
E  | ------------------------------------------- | 


VERSE 2:
F#5       Bb5      E5
What's up with my neighbor
B5        F#5   Bb5     E5    B5
What's it gonna take to get a break
F#        Bb5   E5     B5        F#5   Bb5  E5  B5
She's got us tiptoeing around in fear
F#5         Bb5    E5    B5      F#5
Church mice at St. Leo's down my street
     Bb5      E5  B5
Have moved so far away
F#5     Bb5       E5          B5      F#5   Bb5  E5  B5
She has sent them packing and running scared
C#5                B5                E5       Eb5
How much more does she think we will take 

F#5   Bb5      E5       B5      F#5     Bb5
Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bored
     E5   B5    F#5    Bb5       E5      B5        F#5   Bb5  E5  B5
I'll understand why my neighbors make me feel like hell
F#5    Bb5  E5      B5    F#5       Bb5        E5   B5
I cant even watch T.V. or sneeze or fart can't even breathe
F#5      Bb5    E5        B5       F#5     Bb5   E5  B5
For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
C#5                B5                E5    (pause)
How much more does she think we will pay 


CHORUS:
Eb5     F#5        Eb5     F#5
No more flop house no more fun
Eb5        F#5
   I've got a whiny neighbor
Eb5        D5
   I've got a whiny neighbor
Eb5      F#5       Eb5 F#5
Shooting cans with BB  guns
Eb5        F#5
   I've got a whiny neighbor
Eb5        D5
   I've got a whiny neighbor
Eb5      F#5         Eb5     F#5
She says these punks have to go
Eb5           F#5   Eb5     D5        Eb5
I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho  
     B5      Eb5     B       Eb5     B5   C#5      
(ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho

VERSE 3: (SAME AS VERSE 1)
Neighbor called my landlord
It was a sunday afternoon
She couldn't hear the tv set
We were having a barbeque
We were listening to Louis Prima
And drinking Meisterbrau
If she would have come and talked it over
And she wasn't a lazy cow
So she got bent and raised the rent
Said it would only take one more
Phone call from my whiny neighbor 

VERSE 4: (SAME AS VERSE 2)
Maybe someday when I'm jaded
9 to 5 at a job I hate
I'll come home and razz my neighbors too
But I'd have a clever strategy
And catch them when the rent is late
And all the other bills are overdue
After all this is the neighborly way 


CHORUS


BRIDGE:
E  | -(b9)---------
B  | ---(b9)-------
Don't even hide the dog

Or put the bong away
C#5                        Ab5        B5
We don't want to live here anyway 


VERSE 5: (SAME AS VERSE 1)
Neighbor called my landlord
She said we didn't care
The lawn is dead
Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere
She said we had crazy parties every night
The yard is littered with bottles and cans
Skateboards and bikes
She didn't get bent
Didn't raise the rent
We only got a note
In 30 days we'll get the old heave ho


CHORUS