Drop half a step (Eb, Ab, Db, Gb, Bb, Eb) INTRO: Ab5 F#5 A5 VERSE: Ab5 B5 I caught you looking at yourself E5 A5 Don't worry about it you look fine Ab5 B5 How did you get your hair so tight E5 A5 Kicking legs, you might as well fight Ab5 B5 It's January you got a tan E5 A5 I gotta hand it to you man Ab5 You're the bull of the ball B5 Trying to stand tall E5 A5 Thinking you can take them all CHORUS: Ab5 F#5 F5 E5 Sorry about your penis (3x) I caught you looking at yourself I bet you got overhead cams Personalized plates and all Your truck's probably 10 feet tall I bet you say dude a lot I bet you don't do it at all You try to get it out Might as well be rough Thinking you can take them all CHORUS: Ab5 F#5 F5 E5 Sorry about your penis Ab5 F#5 F5 E5 Sorry about your penis Ab5 F#5 F5 E5 Sorry about your penis Ab5 F#5 A5 Sorrry I'm Ab5 F#5 A5 Sorrry I'm Ab5 F#5 A5 Ab5 F#5 A5 Sorrry so sorry You don't get it you'll never will Flirting with that macho, overkill Seeing everything as if it was a sport All you end up is with a case of warts Cookie cutter man you all you look a like Drink 'em up drink 'em up, Fight! Fight! Fight! Bully of a man's got a tounge in cheek (???) Don't recreate please, please, please Sorry about your penis (3x) Sorry about your penis (3x)