Capo: 3 Tabbed by: Joe Lamb F5 D5 Call me morbid, call me pale F5 D5 I've spent six years on your trail A5 G5 F5 Six long years D5 G5 On your trail F5 D5 Call me morbid, call me pale F5 D5 I've spent six years on your trail A5 G5 F5 D5 G5 Six full years of my life on your trail E5 F5 C5 G5 And if you have five seconds to spare E5 F5 Then I'll tell you the story of my life : C5 G5 Sixteen, clumsy and shy E5 A5 F5 I went to London and I C5 G5 E5 E5 I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A. F5 D5 I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? F5 D5 I like it here - can I stay ? A5 G5 F5 Do you have a vacancy D5 G5 For a Back-scrubber?" She was left behind, and sour And she wrote to me, equally dour She said : "In the days when you were Hopelessly poor I just liked you more..." And if you have five seconds to spare Then I'll tell you the story of my life : Sixteen, clumsy and shy I went to London and I I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A. I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? I like it here - can I stay ? And do you have a vacancy For a Back-scrubber ?" Call me morbid, call me pale I've spent too long on your trail Far too long Chasing your tail Oh ...