Key: Ab5 Tuning: Standard EADGBe Intro: Ab5 C5 Eb5 F#5 F5 x2 Verse 1: Ab5 C5 Eb5 I have a story a bitter anthem F#5 F5 Ab5 For everyone to hear C5 Eb5 About this kid who just don't like me F#5 F5 Ab5 And that's a solid fact C5 They say he's hunting Eb5 me and as you see F#5 F5 Ab5 I'm all swelled up with fear C5 Cause I can't get Eb5 him off my back Chorus 1: F#5 F5 If you see Ab5 C5 F#5 Jordan if you see Jordan C#5 He makes me Ab5 C5 F#5 Sick he makes me sick C#5 High school's Ab5 C5 F#5 Over high school's over C#5 Ab5 F#5 C#5 And you still won't quit Post Biss: Ab5 C5 Eb5 F#5 F5 Verse 2: Ab5 C5 You tried to fight me Eb5 down at Tyler's beach F#5 F5 Ab5 And man I think that's great C5 You nearly cried and Eb5 said to yell at you F#5 F5 Ab5 Like I do at all the girls C5 You drove home real Eb5 quick did you make it F#5 F5 Ab5 In time to masturbate? There's one too many C5 Eb5 of you in this world (Repeat Chorus 1) Guitar Solo: Ab5 C5 Eb5 F#5 F5 x4 Verse 3: Ab5 C5 You say it's chivalry Eb5 well it's jealousy that F#5 F5 Ab5 Led us to this song C5 Won't play it often Eb5 just at least until F#5 F5 You're gone Ab5 C5 You'll stop at nothing but Eb5 the real thing and everything F#5 F5 Ab5 Up to that's pretend You tried to C5 Eb5 brainwash all my friends Chorus 2: F#5 F5 If you see Ab5 C5 F#5 Jordan if you see Jordan C#5 He makes me Ab5 C5 F#5 Sick he makes me sick C#5 High school's Ab5 C5 F#5 Over high school's over C#5 Ab5 F#5 C#5 And you still won't quit Ab5 Fuck you Jordan C5 F#5 fuck you Jordan C#5 You made me Ab5 C5 F#5 Sick you made me sick C#5 High school's Ab5 C5 F#5 Over high school's over C#5 Ab5 I don't care if F#5 you dye your hair You'll always be a C#5 C#(hold) little red head bitch! Ending Solo: Ab5 C5 F#5 C#5 x4 Ab(hold)