Intro: 
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Verse:
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I have a story, a bitter anthem
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For everyone to hear
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About this kid who just don't like me
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And that's a solid fact
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They say he's hunting me, and as you see
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I'm all swelled up with fear
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Cause' I can't get him off my back
   F5   E5
If you see 

Chorus:
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Jordan, if you see Jordan
   C5       
He makes me 
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Sick, he makes me sick
C5
High school's
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Over, high school's over
        G5      B5    F5    C5
And you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x1)

Verse:
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You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
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And man I think that's great
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You nearly cried and said to yell at you 
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Like I do at all the girls
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You drove home real quick, did you make it 
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In time to masturbate?
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There's one too many of you in this world
   F5   E5
If you see 

Chorus:
G5          B5      F5
Jordan, if you see Jordan
   C5       
He makes me 
G5        B5       F5  
Sick, he makes me sick
C5
High school's
G5     B5            F5      C5
Over, high school's over
        G5      B5    F5   
And you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x 3)

Verse:
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You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that
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Led us to this song
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Won't play it often, just at least until
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You're gone 
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You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything 
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Up to that's pretend 
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You tried to brainwash all my friends
   F5   E5
If you see

Chorus:
G5          B5      F5
Jordan, if you see Jordan
   C5       
He makes me 
G5        B5       F5  
Sick, he makes me sick
C5
High school's
G5     B5            F5      C5
Over, high school's over
        G5      B5    F5    
And you still won't quit

Fuck you

Outro:
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Jordan, fuck you Jordan
   C5
You made me 
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Sick, you made me sick
C5
High school's 
G5     B5            F5      C5
Over, high school's over
           G5                 B5
I don't care if you dye your hair
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You'll always be a little red-head bitch!

Repeat Intro x 4