INTRO:
B Abm E
B Abm E

VERSE:
B Abm E
I'm hiding in a bush outside your window
I'm feeling sick and numb
B Abm E
I'm hiding in a bush outside your window
I'm feeling sick and numb
B Abm E
But I'm jerk because it worked
And I've just realised what I've done

PRE-CHORUS:
C#m E
Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl
Set it up so that he could rock your world
C#m E
Promise me when you scream you fake it

CHORUS:
B Abm E
Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
B Abm E
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
B Abm 
I taught him everything he knows
B Bbm Abm F#
I know that I'm dumb
E F#
But Holly ... I'm the one

VERSE:
B Abm E
So maybe I should just go home now
And let you have your fun
B Abm E
It doesn't make it any easier
I live across the street but one
B Abm E
But if that clown lets you down
Holly, you know here to come

PRE-CHORUS:
C#m E
Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl
Set it up so that he could rock your world
C#m E
But I'm not, so I've got to face it

CHORUS:
B Abm E
Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
B Abm E
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
B Abm 
I taught him everything he knows
B Bbm Abm F#
You fell for ever single line I gave him
I know that I'm dumb
E F#
But Holly ... I'm the one

INTERLUDE:
E F# Gm Bb
Who can't believe you're at my door
E F# Gm Bb
Cos he confessed that he'd been cheating
E F# Gm Bb
Suddenly a chance for me to tell the secret I'd been keeping
C#m E
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one, I am the one, I am the one, I am the oneeeeeee

VERSE:
B Abm E
You said you valued his integrity
And honesty is rare
B Abm E
He swore to you he'd neve cheat again
He cried and said he cared
B Abm E
Well, he's a jerk because it worked

CHORUS:
B Abm E
Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
B Abm E
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
B Abm 
I taught him everything he knows
B Bbm Abm F#
He used to be my best friend now I hate him
And it sucks that he won
Cos he's a dick and you're amazing
E F#
I know that I'm dumb
But Holly ... I'm the one

Hmmm.
I think that's it.