Intro: C5 C5 A5 G5 F5 G5 C5 C5 A5 My friend's a computer hacker G5 F5 G5 but in school everybody said he was a slacker C5 C5 A5 he writes science fiction novels G5 F5 G5 he builds whole towns and villages from cola bottles F5 G5 he does equations just for fun A5 eats low carb ice cream with his mum G5 F5 G5 sews cub scout badges on his sweater C5 he's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker F5 trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster A5 G5 cried to sleep at night when he never got it right F5 G5 cos he never realised, it doesn't even matter C5 later on in life he's drowning in his laughter F5 three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after A5 G5 stoked to be alive with his dream up at nasa F5 G5 C5 C5 A5 G5 F5 G5 loving everyday. well, i guess it really pays to be a slacker C5 C5 A5 he stays up all night playing tetris G5 F5 G5 asteroids, pacman written on his 'games to get' list C5 C5 A5 wasted nights spent up in his bedroom G5 F5 G5 tough times, long nights, must have been a lot to get through F5 G5 he's getting sharp pains in his wrist A5 in his world girlfriend's don't exist G5 F5 G5 can't even get an add on 'my space' C5 he's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker F5 trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster A5 G5 cried to sleep at night when he never got it right F5 G5 cos he never realised, it doesn't even matter C5 later on in life he's drowning in his laughter F5 three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after A5 G5 stoked to be alive with his dream up at nasa F5 G5 C5 C5 A5 G5 F5 G5 loving everyday. well, i guess it really pays to be a slacker C5 C5 A5 G5 F5 G5 Solo: A5 C5 G5 F5 C5 G5 A5 G5 F5 G5 A5 C5 G5 F5 he's the one all alone in despair C5 G5 A5 he's the one who thinks life isn't fair C5 G5 F5 he's the one sitting right over there G5 he's the lonely guy on the side looking kinda shy F5 you could see him ride passing by on a pedal bike G5 he's the funny type kinda like 'napoleon dynamite' C5 he's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker F5 trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster A5 G5 cried to sleep at night when he never got it right F5 G5 cos he never realised, it doesn't even matter C5 later on in life he's drowning in his laughter F5 three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after A5 G5 stoked to be alive with his dream up at nasa F5 G5 C5 C5 A5 G5 F5 G5 loving everyday. well, i guess it really pays to be a slacker C5 C5 A5 G5 F5 G5 G5 it pays to be a slacker!