Waterproof

C5
The rain just falls off of me 
The tears just fall off of me 
          D5              C5
Cause I&#039;m waterproof, I&#039;m waterproof 
    G5
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me 

The rain just falls off of me 
The tears just fall off of me 
&#039;Cause I&#039;m waterproof, I&#039;m waterproof 
The pressure you&#039;re exerting is irrelevant to me 

  D5
Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving, 
    A5                    G5
The rain runs down to the sea 
    D5
But I&#039;m indifferent, for me it&#039;s different, 
     A5             G5
It&#039;s all Bahamas to me 

Verse 1 

E5
The skies are starting to cloud up 
But that won&#039;t slow me down 
Your eyes are starting to well up 
But that won&#039;t bring me down 
The skies are starting to cloud up 
But that won&#039;t slow me down 
Your eyes are starting to well up 
But that won&#039;t bring me down, bring me down 

G5         D5            A5        G5               D5
Completely dry, dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky 
                 C5                     D5
The mothers just sigh, send children inside
               F5    C5  
Hey, mama, you lied 

The skies are starting to cloud up but that won&#039;t slow me down 
Your eyes are starting to well up but that won&#039;t bring me down 
&#039;Cause I&#039;m waterproof, I&#039;m waterproof 
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me 

The skies are starting to cloud up but that won&#039;t slow me down 
Your eyes are starting to well up but that won&#039;t bring me down 
&#039;Cause I&#039;m waterproof, I&#039;m waterproof 
The pressure you&#039;re exerting is irrelevant to me 

  D5                                     C5                G5 
I see you crying but I&#039;m not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry 
     D5                                    C5             G5
It&#039;s misdirected, your voice inflected for maximum sympathy 
        D5              A5          E5            D5
Niagara Falls, romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds 
             C5                   D5  
They&#039;re all agreed, impressive indeed 
         F5             C5    G5
Till the Falls stall before me 

The rain just falls off of me 
The tears just fall off of me 
&#039;Cause I&#039;m waterproof, I&#039;m waterproof 
And nothing of a liquid nature&#039;s gonna mess with me 
The rain just falls off of me, 
The tears just fall off of me, 
&#039;Cause I&#039;m waterproof, I&#039;m waterproof 
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me 
 




by: Jos? Duarte