Insect Hoofs On Lassie  -   Cardiacs

There's probably loads of bits I've overlooked or got wrong, but you get the idea!!
C# A  E  B  Chords repeated for pre-verse and through verse…

C# A  E  B etc.
Real or imaginary
Ice-spitting fire, that comfortable sound
Hands in the air both feet still on the ground
Lassie's on my TV
I get flat on all fours and start kissing the screen
And I sit like a good dog
In the hope that she might give in to me

D          A                D        B
What's the matter? Neither good nor bad weather
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Makes me all ill-like suffer with pain

    D        A          D         B
But I don't mind, he is me "Look Lassie!
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Watch him until he dies of his brain!"

C# A  E  B repeated through verse
All or nothing
Before he dies of his brain
Breathe in my skin oh it feeling too hard
Start collect the hoofs from my insect graveyard
No longer imaginary
I want it, I need it so bad that I cry
Let's make between we you more
Fantastic than we ever feared of

D     A          D             B        E           A        E          C#
Hero collie! Insect hoofs on Lassie instead of his feet, he Lassie, not she!

Eb       Bb      Eb         C             F         Bb           F       C#
Because of me all she is blessed with the mane of a horse and wings of a bee
And carrying a cluster of bee eggies in the centre of she

C# A  E  B    C# A  E  B     D Bb F C    D Bb F C
Customising                       Lassie


C# A  E  B repeated through verse…
Tail out the window
Press in coloured glass
For more beautiful eyes
Daddy-long-legs lashes how you flirt, get out of here!

D     A                D         B
Our hero dog, insect hoofs on lassie

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Worth of Space Dog worthy of me

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After my Lassie customising y' be holding up all your

F         Bb          F           C  Ab  Eb  Bb x 2    C# A  E  B x 2
Tiny insect hoofs and worshipping me


D           A         D             B        E                  A           E              C#
What's thematter Insect hoofs on Lassie instead of his feet,he Lassie not she

    Eb         Bb    Eb      C               F         Bb         F                 C#
But I don't mind all she is blessed with the mane of a horse and wings of a 

C# A E B etc
bee


And carrying a cluster of bee eggies in the centre of she…..