Intro: (Drums) *(Riff 1): (Bass): e | ------------------------- | B | ------------------------- | G | --------------5-4-5-4-5-- | D | --------------5-4-5-4-5-- | A | --3-0-3--5-5------------- | E | ------------------------- | (x6) Verse 1: D5 The bigger the cushion; the sweeter the pushin', *(Riff 1) That's what I said. D5 The looser the waistband; the deeper the quicksand, *(Riff 1) Or so I have read. Bridge 1: A5 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo; F5 G5 I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo. Chorus 1: C5 Bb5 Big bottom , big bottom , Eb5 F5 Talk about bum cakes; my girl's got 'em. C5 Bb5 Big bottom drive me out of my mind, Eb5 A5 How could I leave this be-hind? Interlude: (Bass): e | ------------------------- | B | ------------------------- | G | --------------5-4-5-4-5-- | D | --------------5-4-5-4-5-- | A | --3-0-3--5-5------------- | E | ------------------------- | (x2) Verse 2: D5 I met her on Monday; 'twas my lucky bun day, *(Riff 1) You know what I mean? D5 I love her each weekday; each velvety cheek day, *(Riff 1) You know what I mean? Bridge 2: A5 My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights; F5 G5 Big game is waiting there, in-side her tights, yeah. Chorus 2: C5 Bb5 Big bottom , big bottom , Eb5 F5 Talk about mud flaps; my girl's got 'em. C5 Bb5 Big bottom drive me out of my mind, Eb5 A5 How could I leave this be-hind? Interlude: (Bass): e | ------------------------- | B | ------------------------- | G | --------------5-4-5-4-5-- | D | --------------5-4-5-4-5-- | A | --3-0-3--5-5------------- | E | ------------------------- | (x4) Bridge 3: A5 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo; F5 G5 I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo. Chorus 3: C5 Bb5 Big bottom , big bottom , Eb5 F5 Talk about bum cakes; my girl's got 'em. C5 Bb5 Big bottom drive me out of my mind, Eb5 A5 How could I leave this be-hind? Outro: A5 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY