Transcribed by ironcladlou

A#5                      C#5         Eb5
When things just aren't going your way
A#5                      C#5         Eb5
Like a problem hair you pluck or shave?
A#5                    C#5
But shaving got to be such a bore
    Eb5
and you deserve so much more
A#5                      C#5         Eb5
and happiness is just a purchase away

F5   F#5         G#5
Angelina it'll fix your hunchback
F5   F#5         G#5
Angelina it'll help your time pass
F5   F#5         G#5
Angelina here's the forecast
F5   F#5         G#5              A#5
Angelina it's science we never laugh

A#5               F5           G#5     Eb5
Here's something that is automatic
It's Wax Ecstatic
A#5           F5                    G#5     Eb5
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's Wax Ecstatic
A#5            F5             G#5     Eb5
When life has lost all its magic
It's Wax Ecstatic
A#5              F5              G#5     Eb5
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's Wax Ecstatic

A#5             C#5         Eb5
Throw all your troubles away
A#5                           C#5       Eb5
you've nothing left that you want to save
A#5                           C#5         
With this circus you'll need nothing more
    Eb5
and all your troubles walk out the door
A#5                  C#5          Eb5
and it's all just a phone call away

F5   F#5         G#5
Angelina it'll fix your hunchback
F5   F#5         G#5
Angelina it'll help your time pass
F5   F#5         G#5
Angelina here's a forecast
F5   F#5         G#5              A#5
Angelina it's science we never laugh

A#5               F5           G#5     Eb5
Here's something that is automatic
It's Wax Ecstatic
A#5           F5                    G#5     Eb5
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's Wax Ecstatic
A#5            F5             G#5     Eb5
When life has lost all its magic
It's Wax Ecstatic
A#5              F5              G#5     Eb5
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's Wax Ecstatic