A5 F5 I would give you the stars in the sky G5 But they're too far away A5 F5 If you were a hooker, you'd know G5 I'd be happy to pay A5 F5 If suddenly you were a guy G5 I'd be suddenly gay A5 G5 'Cause my heart belongs to you A5 G5 My love is pure and true A5 G5 My heart belongs to you F [one time] But my cock is community property A5 F5 You're the only girl that I like to screw G5 When I'm not on the road A5 F5 When I come home, my dinner's made G5 And the front lawn is mowed A5 I'll kiss your mouth F5 G5 Even after you swallow my load A5 G5 'Cause my heart belongs to you A5 G5 There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you A5 G5 My heart belongs to you F5 [one time] A5 G5 But my cock is community property A5 G5 I wanna make it clear G5 So you retain it A5 G5 My dick's a free spirit G5 And you can't restrain it F5 A5 No, you just can't chain it down solo: Am G Am G Am G [as same rythm as the chorus] A5 F5 I love you so much it hurts G5 From my head to my feet A5 F5 I think of you and I can't G5 Help but fondle my meat A5 F5 I see your face every time G5 That I go out and cheat A5 G5 'Cause my heart belongs to you A5 G5 There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do A5 G5 My heart belongs to you A5 G5 But my dong is community property A5 G5 Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, nah, nah... A5 G5 Community property, oh nah, nah... A5 G5 Community property A5 G5 Community property