First Verse: 
D5 
Well I don't know why I came here tonight 
D5 
I got the feeling that something ain't right 
       G5 
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
D5 
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 
A5 
Clowns to the left of me  
C5             G5             D5 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
D5 
Stuck in the middle with you 
 
Second Verse: 
D5 
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you 
D5 
And I'm wondering what it is I should do 
        G5 
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face 
D5 
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place 
A5 
Clowns to the left of me  
C5             G5             D5 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
D5 
Stuck in the middle with you 
 
Bridge: 
G5 
Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a  
D5                          
Self made man 
G5 
And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say     
D5            A5               
Please...    Please... 
 
Third Verse: 
D5 
Trying to make some sense of it all 
D5 
But I can see that it makes no sense at all 
      G5 
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor 
D5 
Cause I don't think that I can take anymore 
A5 
Clowns to the left of me  
C5             G5             D5 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
D5 
Stuck in the middle with you 
 
Fourth Verse (no lyrics 
D5 - D5 - G5 - D5 - A5 - C5 - G5 - D5 - D5 
 

Bridge (Again) 
G5 
Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a  
D5                          
Self made man 
G5 
And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say    
D5             A5               
Please...     Please... 
 
First Verse (Again): 
D5 
Well I don't know why I came here tonight 
D5 
I got the feeling that something ain't right 
       G5 
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
D5 
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 
A5 
Clowns to the left of me  
C5             G5             D5 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
D5 
Stuck in the middle with you