Transcription by: Richard Stanforth 

intro: A - F#m G (x8, bass enters 3rd time, keyboards enter 5th time,
       drums enter 7th time)


A                                    F#m G
Bitching 'bout the things we've seen
A                                 F#m G
Bitching 'bout the things we'd be
A                                  G F#m
Bitching 'bout the loves we've had
E                         G F#m
My oh my it wasn't so bad
E                                    G F#m
When we had that to loosen our minds
E                                         F#m 
Hey little baby in the front row, be kind


 G   A                                      F#m
(bar bitching) Telling you the gospel truth
 G   A                                    F#m
(bar bitching) Why don't you all go get screwed?
 G   A                                         F#m
(bar bitching) Why don't you tell me something new?
 G   A                        F#m G
(bar bitching) Yeah, bitching


A                           F#m G
Bitching 'bout the Windsor C
A                             F#m G
Bitching 'bout the Western Sea
A                                       G F#m
Why can't you all be like a Grainger man?
E                    G F#m
Or even a Pheland man?
E                                        G F#m
I'll tell you what we'll meet in Amsterdam
E                                             F#m 
And then you'll see what should be really can


 G   A                                      F#m
(bar bitching) Telling you the gospel truth
 G   A                                    F#m
(bar bitching) Why don't you all go get screwed?
 G   A                                         F#m
(bar bitching) Why don't you tell me something new?
 G   A                                                  F#m G
(bar bitching) Yeah, bitching, that's what I'm talking about

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guitar solo (repeat chords A - F#m G, listen to the recording to get the bends
right, he mainly bends the notes a semitone upwards):

E------------------------------------ | ---------------------------------------------- | 
B--7^7p5----------------------------- | ---------------------------------------------- | 
G---------7-6------------------------ | ----------------------------------0h2h4p2---2- | 
D--------------7---5h7p5-4----------- | -----------0h2h4p2---2-------0h2h4------------ | 
A---------------------------7---5-4-- | ----0h2h4---------------0h2h4----------------- | 
E------------------------------------ | -0h3------------------------------------------ | 

E---------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------ | 
B-----------0h2h3p2--3s5--5s7--7^7p5--7^7p5---- | ------------------------------------ | 
G------0h2h4----------------------------------- | --6-6^------------0--0----0---0---0- | 
D-0h2h4---------------------------------------- | -------7-7s2--2s4------4^---4^--4^-- | 
A---------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------ | 
E---------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------ | 

E----------------------------------- | 
B----------------------------------- | 
G----------------------------------- | 
D--4^*-4--2--0h2p0------------------ |